Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.

pureimagineering:

Its root word, “vacate,” focuses on the tedium that you’re leaving, instead of the joy you’re pursuing. Why you gotta linger, yo?

I’m atheistic enough to squirm at the use of “holiday,” because this is way better than a holy day. But I’m willing to make an exception, since I’m traveling someplace to worship intelligent design: Disney World!

One of my best friends, Joe, is one of my favorite Jungle Cruise skippers ever. And there’s no bias—I only like him for his spieling.

Okay, I admit it. I like him for his eyes, too.

Alas, he transfers to Kilimanjaro Safari on Sunday! So if you want to take one of the greatest World Famous Jungle Cruises of all time, join me on my holiday! Quickly!

Double-alas; this means Your Daily Witches is on hiatus until Monday. Right in the middle of a chapter, too! Sorry, my darlings.